I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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