I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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