people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
When did angry sex become our thing?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
