I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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