Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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