I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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