just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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