i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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