I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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