glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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