i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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