I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Boobs speak an international language.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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