do herpes really smell.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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