I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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