OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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