I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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