So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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