my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize