There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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