is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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