I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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