I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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