Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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