I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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