I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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