why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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