Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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