There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Every concussion has its silver lining
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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