We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
false alarm, still single
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