If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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