So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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