all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
