Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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