just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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