my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
His nipple licking is glorious
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