he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This house was built for laser tag.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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