did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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