I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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