Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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