We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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