i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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