I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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