I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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