S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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