On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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