is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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