You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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