Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she pinky promised me she was 18
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
