i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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