last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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