Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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