Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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